Naughty chat script
This is where all those nude pictures you’ve got saved in your secret photo vault could come in handy.
If you press the same button you did to take the photograph and keep it pressed down, you can take a video of up to 10 seconds.
The horn was blown (ahem), and people would move out of the way as the postman sped through town, handing out love letters and Victorian Viagra adverts. You’ve spent hours going round and round like Dick Trickle, waiting for the moment you can finally cross the line with somebody.
Send this emoji when you want to warn the world: the “male” has arrived and he has a big package that needs delivering ASAP. Coming down multiple chimneys a night and releasing goodies from his bag. You might curve slightly to the left, but that’s fine.
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Host and comedian Paddy Mc Guinness has become famed for his slightly bonkers catchphrases or ‘Paddy-isms’ such as ‘no likey no lighty’, with people tuning in each week to see what he will come up with next.
Use this emoji to let your lover know: I need to go to the hospital. (If she responds positively to this emoji, it's time to find Her Favorite Place for Public Sex.) This demon is horny and likes what he sees.
Send this little violet deviant when you’re possessed by passion and seeking something so sinful, Satan himself shows up. This emoji depicts a mysterious, rock hard man with a huge head.
Sending his devilish countenance to your significant other means you’re ready for things to get fiery hot. You’ll probably spend the night yelling the Lord’s name in vain. Millions flock to his secluded, private island just to take a peek at his dome.
This emoji puts the “cop” in “copulation.” Just look at this guy. You think this smiling schmuck has seen the harsh realities of the streets? Send this rock star when you want to let everybody know: I’m that guy.