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Jake describes picking his date up in his Kia Sorento with lit candles in the car.He even writes out the banter: “You go, ‘…Is that dangerous?
Rosefacekillahh, from Melbourne, Australia, warns online daters that she’s “not down to earth at all” in her Ok Cupid profile’s self-summary.Then she explains in vivid detail what will happen if you don’t answer her texts.“I will turn up to your house drunk at 3 o’clock in the morning crying and trying to break in.” Points for honesty?The 23-year-old dater is definitely in on the joke and inviting some raunchy conversation starters with her funny dating profile.OK, so this isn’t exactly a legit dating profile, but it is really funny so it goes on the list. Nothing with Gene Hackman or Kevin Spacey” as a nod to his cinematic arch enemies.
We may not know much about him as a person, but we know he’s hilarious, and that’s enough to make a striking first impression.